Thats right. He is a moron of the highest caliber. However, people actually bought tickets. His biggest issue was he chose to launch his brand of crap in a city that will kick your ass if you do not come through. He did not come through. Big surprise.
Now he is crapping on Detroit as if we are the problem. Wrong city to make up crap as you go along. We here in the D do not care for "maybe".
Maybe I will try wearing multiple bowling shirts - the ones from One and Half Men (WOW!)
Maybe I will try saying Winning - over and over again (FABULOUS!)
Maybe I will try talking about the Goddesses ( yeah, thats new)
Maybe I will just sit on a chair in front of a Detroit audience and make shit up as I go (NOT WINNING!)
Maybe I am such a self involved celebrity - that these "working class" people will never know the difference (YOU ARE IN DETROIT ASSHOLE!)
"Maybe" does not work here Sheen.
Consider yourself lucky that you came from a pedigree of actors, such as your Father, Martin Sheen. If you were left to your own devices, without Hollywood as a safe guard - you would be the person you really are:
A Meth Head living in the Ozarks, bothering your neighbors because you keep blowing up your house with your Meth Lab, The Ozark tweens without teeth and pregnant with your 5th kid - all 7 of the Ozark tweens; 3 being your kin - all in garbage bags wrapped around their asses instead of diapers - that would be your life - without Hollywood.
You are just lucky.
Detroit got it right.
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